Alan Carr’s Back On Tour – And His Lips Are Finally Unsealed!

On The Table Read Magazine, “the best arts and entertainment magazine UK“, Alan Carr is hitting the road with his brand-new tour “Unsealed” – lips finally unzipped, spilling hilarious dating disasters, showbiz secrets and Traitors turret gossip across the UK in 2027… grab tickets before he tells everyone everything!

Alan Carrr Unsealed Tour

Britain’s campest comedian is hitting the road again with his brand-new show “Unsealed”, and if the title is anything to go by, the chatty man is about to spill more tea than a clumsy waiter at The Ritz.

With his trademark big glasses, even bigger mouth, and a talent for turning the most mundane anecdote into side-splitting chaos, Alan Carr is promising an evening of unfiltered gossip. Expect hilarious tales from the dating trenches, backstage diva moments in celebrity green rooms, and – yes – a few juicy stories from inside the Traitors’ castle turret that he’s probably contractually not allowed to tell… but will anyway.

After years of hosting Chatty Man, judging RuPaul’s Drag Race UK, and somehow surviving the psychological warfare of The Traitors season two, Alan is ready to let it all hang out. “I’ve kept my mouth shut for too long,” he jokes. “Well, as much as someone with my face can keep anything shut.”

The “Unsealed” Tour – 2027 Dates

Grab your tickets quick – this is going to be the campest night out since the last series of Strictly. Here’s where you can catch Alan in all his oversharing glory:

January 2027

14–15 Jan – Churchill Theatre, Bromley
20–21 Jan – Wyvern Theatre, Swindon
22–23 Jan – Orchard Theatre, Dartford
27–28 Jan – G Live, Guildford
29–30 Jan – Wycombe Swan, High Wycombe

February 2027

3–4 Feb – Lyceum Theatre, Crewe
10–11 Feb – New Victoria Theatre, Woking
12–13 Feb – New Theatre Oxford, Oxford
18–19 Feb – Congress Theatre, Eastbourne
20 Feb – Lighthouse, Poole
25–27 Feb – Cliffs Pavilion, Southend-on-Sea

March 2027

4 Mar – The Sands Centre, Carlisle
11 Mar – Regent Theatre, Stoke-on-Trent
12 Mar – The Baths Hall, Scunthorpe
13 Mar – York Barbican, York
16–17 Mar – King’s Theatre, Glasgow
19–20 Mar – Edinburgh Playhouse, Edinburgh
26–27 Mar – Mayflower, Southampton
31 Mar–1 Apr – Aylesbury Waterside Theatre, Aylesbury

April 2027

10 Apr – The Grand Theatre, Blackpool
16–17 Apr – Opera House, Manchester
23–24 Apr – Bournemouth International Centre, Bournemouth
30 Apr–1 May – Waterfront Hall, Belfast

May 2027

5–7 May – Birmingham Hippodrome, Birmingham
8 May – Leeds Grand Theatre, Leeds
14–15 May – Milton Keynes Theatre, Milton Keynes
20–21 May – Liverpool Empire, Liverpool
27–28 May – New Theatre, Cardiff
29 May – Swansea Arena, Swansea

June 2027

4–5 Jun – Brighton Dome, Brighton
10–11 Jun – The Hexagon, Reading
12–13 Jun – The Marlowe Theatre, Canterbury
17–18 Jun – Royal & Derngate, Northampton
23–24 Jun – Anvil, Basingstoke

September 2027

2–3 Sep – Theatre Severn, Shrewsbury
4 Sep – Wolverhampton Civic Hall, Wolverhampton
17–18 Sep – De Montfort Hall, Leicester
24–25 Sep – Theatre Royal & Royal Concert Hall, Nottingham

October 2027

1–2 Oct – Warwick Arts Centre, Coventry
7 Oct – Princess Theatre, Torquay
8–9 Oct – Plymouth Pavilions, Plymouth
15–16 Oct – Bristol Hippodrome, Bristol
22–23 Oct – Ipswich Regent Theatre, Ipswich
27–31 Oct – The London Palladium, London (six shows – he’s basically moving in)

November–December 2027

12 Nov – Stockton Globe, Stockton-on-Tees
13–14 Nov – O2 City Hall, Newcastle
27 Nov – Sheffield City Hall, Sheffield
3 Dec – Connexin Live, Hull
4 Dec – Bradford Live, Bradford

From Bromley to Bradford, Blackpool to Belfast, Alan is bringing the gossip, the giggles, and probably a few unsolicited dating tips to a town near you.

Tickets are on sale now – and trust us, you do NOT want to miss the night Alan Carr finally unzips those famously sealed lips. See you in the front row, darling!