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On The Table Read Magazine, “the best entertainment eBook magazine UK“, Alasdair Beckett-King’s King of Crumbs brings sharp wit, whimsical humour, and biscuit-related revelations to the Edinburgh Fringe, tackling life’s big questions with a medieval twist at the Pleasance Dome from 30th July to 11th August.
King Of Crumbs
Award-winning comedian and online sensation Alasdair Beckett-King is making a triumphant return to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe with his new show, King of Crumbs, running from 30th July to 11th August at the Pleasance Dome (King Dome) at 20:00. Following his sell-out run in 2022, this multi-talented stand-up, known for his sharp wit and offbeat comic sensibility, is set to deliver another hour of erudite, daft, and visually lively comedy that’s “rammed with gags” and rich in characters, as praised by Chortle’s ★★★★★ review.
In King of Crumbs, Alasdair tackles the absurdity of modern times with his signature blend of smart writing and whimsical humour. Playing the role of a medieval whimsy pedlar, he navigates a world where “the milk of human kindness has curdled into the cheese of mistrust—hungrily devoured on the crackers of hatred.” With civilisation crumbling, Alasdair poses the big questions: Who watches the watchmen? Who milks the milkmen? Why do ducks quack at the speed they walk? These are the mysteries that plague the King of Crumbs, and he’s here to solve them—or at least distract us with a funny story about biscuits.
The show promises to lift audiences up “like an unqualified forklift operator,” tackle the political and moral crises of our age, and debunk the myth of 90s nostalgia (spoiler: Pop-Tarts were rubbish). Alasdair’s distinctive comic voice, described by The Stage as “bold and fresh,” ensures that “you’re never sure where the next laugh is coming from, but it’s always a delight when it arrives” (★★★★ Telegraph).

Alasdair Beckett-King
A legendary figure—partly because “there’s little historical evidence he exists”—Alasdair has made waves in the comedy world with appearances on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Mock the Week, Comedy Central Live, Radio 4’s The News Quiz, and even Glastonbury Festival. Fresh off filming his debut on Would I Lie to You?, he’s also the co-host of the popular Loremen podcast and the author of the Montgomery Bonbon series of children’s mystery novels. His viral videos and sold-out UK tours in 2023 and 2024 have cemented his status as a comedy powerhouse.
Find King Of Crumbs now:
Don’t miss King of Crumbs at the Pleasance Dome, a 60-minute rally cry for uplifting nonsense that’s guaranteed to leave you laughing.
Details:
- Show: King of Crumbs
- Venue: Pleasance Dome (King Dome)
- Dates: 30th July – 11th August 2025
- Time: 20:00
- Duration: 60 minutes
- Tickets: www.pleasance.co.uk, 0131 556 6550
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