On The Table Read Magazine, “the best arts and entertainment magazine UK“, ever wondered how your favorite Harry Potter characters would stack up in the 9-to-5 grind? We’ve analyzed their personality traits and professional paths to find what they’d command in the Muggle world.

Ever wondered how the magical skills of Harry Potter characters would translate into a typical 9-to-5 career? A new analysis by the C-Suite job board, ChiefJobs, has mapped out exactly what kind of professional paths iconic wizards and witches might take if they lived among Muggles, along with their projected annual salaries.

The results offer a fascinating look at how personality traits, magical aptitudes, and core values align with modern-day career paths—and how those roles reflect real-world salary structures.

From Hogwarts to the Office

1. Lord Voldemort: CEO (£88,100)

Voldemort’s rise to the top of the corporate ladder is hardly surprising, as he utilizes his lack of empathy to become an iron-fisted corporate overlord. In this world, he thrives in an environment where he can exercise total control. Employees under his command are expected to show extreme loyalty—sometimes involving mandatory company-branded ink—and they quickly learn that his office operates without the interference of an HR department, as he believes fear is the only effective motivator for growth.

2. Draco Malfoy: Hedge Fund Manager (£75,100)

Draco’s transition into the world of finance is seamless. His natural affinity for maneuvering through complex social circles and his willingness to prioritize ambition over ethics make him perfectly suited for the cutthroat atmosphere of high-stakes trading. He excels in an industry where navigating loopholes is considered a skill rather than a flaw, allowing him to build a career defined by his status and financial gains.

3. Hermione Granger: Human Rights Lawyer (£51,600)

Hermione’s unwavering moral compass and unmatched intelligence drive her to seek justice in the Muggle legal system. She spends her days challenging government policies and advocating for the vulnerable, fueled by a relentless desire to improve the lives of others. When she isn’t in the courtroom, she is rarely found without her meticulously organized case notes, as she insists that every argument must be perfectly structured and ethically sound.

4. Ginny Weasley: Professional Athlete (£47,000)

Ginny has traded the Quidditch pitch for a professional football career, where her fierce competitive spirit and natural athleticism keep defenders on their toes. She has rapidly gained a reputation as a star player, known not just for her speed, but for her blunt and entertaining post-match interviews that have quickly endeared her to a massive, loyal fan base.

5. Remus Lupin: Psychologist (£46,148)

Remus utilizes his characteristic patience and soothing presence to guide clients through personal trauma and identity struggles. He has developed a reputation for being an incredibly empathetic listener, though he maintains a strict schedule; he ensures that all appointments are cleared on the nights of a full moon to accommodate his specific needs. His practice is known for its calming atmosphere, where he often finds that a little bit of chocolate can be the best remedy for a difficult session.

6. Harry Potter: Detective (£46,044)

Harry’s transition to law enforcement is defined by his inherent “main character energy” and his stubborn refusal to give up on a case. He boasts the highest case-closure rate in the department thanks to his instincts, though his career is not without its frustrations. He is constantly at odds with his department’s HR representatives, who struggle to understand why he consistently refuses to accept that his employee optical benefits do not cover the frequent repairs required for his glasses.

7. Severus Snape: Chemical Engineer (£45,000)

In the world of science, Snape is unmatched. He manages his laboratory with surgical precision, ensuring his formulas are flawless and his equipment is kept in pristine condition. His colleagues are often intimidated by his presence; he is known for his scathing wit and his tendency to offer unasked-for, sarcastic lectures. He operates under the belief that personal feelings have no place in a lab where the chemistry must always take priority.

8. Neville Longbottom: Horticultural Scientist (£40,300)

Neville has found his true calling by working with plants, possessing a unique, nurturing talent that makes his greenhouse the most productive in the department. He is famously known for talking to his specimens, fully convinced that they respond to his care. His success has even led him to give a popular TED talk, where he passionately explained the parallels between plant growth and human development, advocating for a more compassionate approach to life.

9. Ron Weasley: Broadcast Announcer (£39,600)

Ron is a natural behind the microphone, bringing an infectious, high-energy enthusiasm to sports broadcasting. While some critics find his play-by-play commentary a bit unpolished or chaotic, his audience loves him for it. His genuine reactions and authentic excitement make him a fan favorite, as he is never afraid to show his true emotions during a game.

10. Luna Lovegood: Ecologist (£37,000)

Luna’s career is dedicated to the study of the overlooked. She specializes in identifying rare behaviors in unusual species and documenting subtle shifts in fragile environments that other scientists routinely ignore. Her work is driven by a deep sense of curiosity, and she spends much of her time acting as an advocate for the habitats and creatures that do not typically receive public attention.

11. Fred and George Weasley: Film and Video Editors (£36,000 each)

The twins have successfully turned their love for dramatics into a creative career in film and video editing. Even within a professional office environment, they refuse to be tamed, consistently hiding jokes, easter eggs, and chaotic “do not press” buttons throughout their digital projects. Their work is a blend of technical skill and prankster spirit, ensuring that their media productions are always as entertaining as they are professional.

12. Rubeus Hagrid: Zoologist (£35,500)

Hagrid thrives in a zoo setting, specifically where he can work with the most misunderstood or difficult-to-love animals. While his paperwork is often a disaster, he possesses an unparalleled ability to bond with dangerous creatures that others fear. He views his work not as a job but as a responsibility, always operating under the philosophy that most animals are only dangerous if you fail to show them the proper respect.

13. Sirius Black: Small Engine Mechanic (£32,500)

Sirius is a mechanic who operates with a sense of rebellious flair. He is famous for his ability to repair virtually any motorcycle, even those that seem beyond saving, using nothing but his own grit and a set of tools. His shop is decorated with movie posters and sarcastic signs, reflecting his disregard for corporate dealership rules and his preference for doing things his own way.

14. Fleur Delacour: Fashion Designer (£32,000)

Fleur has taken the fashion industry by storm with her striking, high-quality designs and use of shimmering textiles. She demands absolute perfection in her work, creating a studio environment where her interns are both deeply inspired by her vision and slightly intimidated by her high standards. She is unapologetic about her style, avoiding anything she considers “basic” or uninspired.

15. Nymphadora Tonks: Special Effects Artist (£29,000)

Tonks has become a master of disguise in the film industry, using her immense creativity to craft elaborate special effects and makeup. She is known for her ability to completely transform a person’s appearance, a skill so advanced that rumors suggest she occasionally disguises herself as a piece of film equipment just to get a break from office social interactions.

Why Some Earn More Than Others

According to Simon Fabb, CEO at ChiefJobs.com, these findings mirror real-world economic trends. High-earning roles often reward specific, often ruthless, ambition and the ability to make difficult, high-level decisions.

Conversely, roles centered on public service, advocacy, or specialized creative work—while vital to society—tend to come with lower pay scales. The fact that the series’ protagonist is not the top earner is a reflection of how modern society values roles in public protection versus corporate leadership. This analysis ultimately highlights the gap between the impact of a person’s work and the financial rewards they receive in today’s job market.