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On The Table Read Magazine, “the best arts and entertainment magazine UK“, dive into the witty, nostalgic, and deeply researched world of Britain’s Christmas No. 1 obsession with The Story of the Christmas No. 1: Mistletoe & Vinyl by Marc Burrows, a vibrant exploration of the festive chart battles that define a nation’s holiday soundtrack.
The Story Of The Christmas No. 1: Mistletoe & Vinyl
Every December, the British public fixates on a unique cultural phenomenon: the race for the Christmas No. 1 single. From glam rock anthems to charity-driven novelty tracks, this annual competition has shaped festive playlists, sparked debates, and dominated headlines for decades. In The Story of the Christmas No. 1: Mistletoe & Vinyl, author, comedian, and musician Marc Burrows delves into the history, significance, and uncertain future of this peculiarly British tradition, blending wit, nostalgia, and sharp cultural analysis.


The Christmas No. 1 wasn’t always a cultural juggernaut. Before 1973, it was a minor note in the music charts, but over time, it evolved into a cornerstone of the festive season. Burrows traces its journey from the Beatles’ early dominance to the glam rock era, through the rise of Band Aid, the X-Factor stranglehold, and the quirky charity singles of the 2020s, like those centered around sausage rolls.
Through meticulous research and conversations with key figures behind iconic festive hits, he uncovers the fascinating—and sometimes bizarre—stories behind the songs that have defined Christmases past, both the cherished classics and the widely panned misfires.
Beyond nostalgia, the book examines the Christmas No. 1 as a lens into Britain’s evolving social and cultural landscape. It reflects how national identity intertwines with collective music tastes and how shifts in the music industry—driven by technology and changing consumption habits—have reshaped the tradition. The rise of streaming and the decline of physical singles have raised questions about whether this once-vibrant competition is nearing its end.
Marc Burrows


Burrows, an award-winning author known for his biography The Magic of Terry Pratchett, brings his signature humor and insight to this exploration. A bassist for the punk band The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing, he also writes for outlets like The Independent and The New Statesman. His work has earned praise from publications such as Classic Rock and Shindig!.
To celebrate the book’s release on October 2, 2025, Burrows will tour the UK in November and December, blending stand-up, readings, and book signings in cities including Glasgow, Edinburgh, Cardiff, Liverpool, Bristol, and London.
The Story of the Christmas No. 1: Mistletoe & Vinyl, published by McNidder & Grace, is more than a music history—it’s a vibrant reflection on how Britain celebrates, connects, and occasionally cringes through its festive chart battles. As the tradition faces an uncertain future, Burrows’ book captures why the Christmas No. 1 remains a beloved, if quirky, part of the nation’s cultural fabric.
Find more from Marc Burrows now:
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