These Are The Sexiest Christmas Songs

On The Table Read Magazine, “the best entertainment magazine in the UK“, a new study has revealed the sexiest Christmas songs to listen to while getting intimate this festive season!

Sexiest Christmas Songs

Forget the jingle bells and sugar plum fairies, this Christmas we’re ditching the saccharine and delving into the downright steamy side of the holiday season. Yes, you read that right, we’re talking about the sexiest Christmas songs – the ones that turn up the heat while the fireplace casts shadows, the ones that make you want to swap mistletoe for mistletoe kisses.

So, put down that mug of eggnog and grab your spiked cocoa because we’re about to embark on a musical journey that’s anything but silent night. From smoldering ballads that whisper of forbidden holiday flings to dancefloor bangers that’ll have you rocking around the Yuletide tree with a newfound passion, we’ll explore the unexpected eroticism woven into the very fabric of some of the season’s most familiar tunes.

Sexual wellness site Bedbible.com, used Spotify’s Playlist Miner to research the sexiest Christmas songs that are featured the most frequently across ‘Sexy Christmas’ related playlists. So, are you ready to naughty this Christmas? Then strap in, because the fire’s already roaring, and the music’s about to turn up the heat…

All I Want For Christmas Is You

It is no surprise that Mariah Carey’s popular festive song, ‘All I Want for Christmas is You’, was the top featured song. The iconic track already tops many Christmas charts – plus includes some pretty romantic messaging that can help get couples in the mood.

There’s something inherently romantic about Christmas. Mistletoe hangs low, fireplaces crackle, and the air tingles with anticipation. It’s a season when vulnerability blooms, and Mariah’s song, with its unabashed longing, becomes the soundtrack to stolen kisses and whispered promises.

While often categorized as a ballad, “All I Want for Christmas Is You” dances on the border. Its steady 4/4 beat pulses with a subtle sensuality, especially in those sleigh bell-driven bridge sections. It’s not quite danceable, but it’s suggestive, a slow seduction simmering just beneath the surface. Yes, on the surface, it’s a wish list sung by a lovesick elf. But dig deeper, and you’ll find veiled confessions of desire wrapped in holiday cheer. “I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need…” becomes a whisper of yearning, a plea for the one thing money can’t buy – your presence, nestled under the mistletoe with you.

Santa Tell Me

But Mariah isn’t the only artist providing the soundtrack to festive romance. Ariana Grande’s ‘Santa Tell Me’ secures second position, likely due to its seductive lyrics and catchy beat.

Ariana’s breathy, seductive vocals take center stage, transforming the playful lyrics into whispered come-ons. The way she lingers on certain syllables, like “baby” and “tonight,” adds a sensuality that’s impossible to ignore. It’s not just singing, it’s an intimate conversation, a bedroom whisper disguised as a Christmas wish. The R&B-infused beat pulsates with a slow-burning passion, echoing the heartbeat of anticipation. The gentle handclaps and subtle bassline provide a rhythmic foundation, while the twinkling chimes add a layer of playful flirtation. It’s the perfect soundtrack for slow dancing by the fireplace, the music mirroring the increasing intimacy in the air.

The surprising combination of Christmas themes and R&B influences creates a unique tension that’s undeniably sexy. The juxtaposition of jolly sleigh bells and Ariana’s sultry vocals keeps the listener on edge, wondering where the song will take them next. It’s a musical rollercoaster that reflects the thrill of forbidden desires and stolen moments.

Last Christmas

Meanwhile, the classic ‘Last Christmas’ by Wham! comes in at number three, reminding everyone that George Michael’s timeless vocals still have the power to ignite passion.

The song begins with a whisper of longing, “Last Christmas I gave you my heart/But the very next day you gave it away.” These seemingly sad lyrics become a veiled confession of desire, a reminder of a connection so intense it lingers even after heartbreak. For couples, it becomes a shared memory, a whispered reminder of the passion that brought them together.

The steady, pulsating beat of the drums mimics a racing heart, amplifying the song’s underlying tension. The melody shimmers with yearning, each note an unresolved question, a plea for a rekindled flame. It’s not a dancefloor banger, but it’s a slow burn, the perfect soundtrack for entwined bodies and whispered promises.

More Sexy Christmas Songs

Surprisingly, Michael Bublé’s smooth rendition of ‘It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas’ claims the fourth spot, providing a hint of jazz to any intimate moment. In fifth place, Justin Bieber’s song “Mistletoe” is clearly another popular choice.  

Andy Williams takes us back in time with the nostalgic “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” at number six, reminding us of the good old days during our most intimate moments.

Nat King Cole’s “The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You)” places seventh, as his velvet tones make the track a staple for any sexy session.

Brenda Lee’s lively “Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree” at eight adds a playful touch, while the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll, Elvis Presley, comes in ninth, with the soulful “Blue Christmas”.

Finally, Frank Sinatra rounds off the top ten with the timeless “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas,” providing the perfect classic song for a cheeky or cozy romantic moment.

Top Ten Sexiest Christmas Songs

Listening to music in the bedroom is a great way to create a pleasurable and romantic experience with your partner this Christmas.”

Music has the unique ability to elevate our senses, making it the perfect tool to incorporate into sensual moments. However, it isn’t always easy to cultivate the perfect playlist, as it’s important to ensure mood-ruining or uncomfortable songs are avoided – especially when it comes to Christmas songs.

The findings have revealed the ultimate must-have list of Christmas songs to curate the ultimate intimate playlist, helping to take your sex life to the next level this festive season.

-expert from Bedbible.com

Methodology: Using Spotify’s Playlist Miner tool, the top ten most featured songs were identified within ‘Sexy Christmas’ playlists.    

Sources: Spotify Playlist Miner

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